Oh where art thou Smackdown report?

Due to general crumminess of weather here this week (TONS of rain), our satellite dish is not functional, nor will it be until tomorrow. Therefore I am asking a major solid of any of my 17 readers out there (OK ... 16 ... I know one of those is me. ;) ) --

Anyone willing to provide me a Smackdown report will receive my undying thanks, and credit for the report here on the blog. Please provide either via my comments section, or by email at inthisveryring@gmail.com -- thanks!